Posted by: Viktor Mar | 2009 April 1


“What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here!”

“Your mother is so poor. I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her, ‘what ya doing?’ She said, ‘we’re moving!’”

“Three tomatoes were walking down the street. Papa tomato, Mama tomato and Baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. And Papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him and says, ‘Ketchup.’”

and finally

Snow White Has Been Banned From The Disneyland X factor For Sitting On Pinocchio’s Face Yelling “TELL ME LIES, TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES!”

One must have a sense of humor! 😉


  1. What a comical genius you are! 😀


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